Tuesday, February 24, 2009

My Last Will and Testament

I, The Reverend Silent ANgel of Spooner St. Pasig City Philippines and a student of San Beda College, being of sound and disposing mind, do hereby make public declare to this be my last will and testament.

*Any refusal of the said article automatically connotes for my bed room storage except for the rats, they'll be either put down or abandon them on the sewerage if no one chose to foster them.

  • My Classic Clothing shall be handed to my mother, Mrs. Bitch.

  • My eye glasses shall be handed to my father, Mr. Edgar Allan Poe.

  • My antique bracelets and earrings must be buried along with my body. I hereby demand and remind my parents to please do not cremate me. I am looking forward for the mad scientists out there's formula for reliving zombies. Thank you.

  • I request my lawyer (in witness of my trusted best friends Kouhii & Mika), to seal all my Identification Cards and certificates in a safety deposit bank. Please include my diaries, notebooks, computer files (be transferred into a hard disk), accounts and passwords in. Nobody shall be given a copy of the pin code and whoever unauthorized person tries to claim it, must go under many bloodthirsty interrogations. Anyone who tries to venture with the code and fails means incineration of the whole storage.

  • My other clothes shall be given to other relatives who doesn't have enough clothes nor money to buy.

  • My contemporary CD's, band posters, naruto paraphernalia, shall be divided to Kreish, Paul and Jm.

  • I want Mika to keep my Cellphone, purse, Planners and all the things I carry with me everyday.

  • I want that hello kitty lampshade be given to Kouhii as a thanksgiving.

  • Jamie and Jason shall be handed to to Kouhii for her to take care of.

  • a pair of underwear for my friend Jm. I dont why the hell he wants that though.

  • St. Jimmy's Diary shall be given back to Revin.

  • My guitar Shall be also be given to Revin as a thanksgiving.

  • All my costumized Avenged Sevenfold Death Bat impedimenta i.e. shoes and hanky, shall be handed down to Kreish from Singapore.

  • My books shall be donated to Pasig Library or Philippine National Museum.

  • The Camera goes to My Mother.

  • My computer shall be given to my niece, Whatsername.

  • Some pictures shall be divided to Jacqy, Kaye and Beng.

  • My Sketch Pads shall be divided to Apol and Ludwig.

  • My high Socks collection shall be given to Emily. She'll like that.My mom would probably just burn them or make a rag out of it and i dont want that.

In Witness thereof, I have there to set my head and seat this 17th day of February 2009. Signed, sealed, published and declared to be the my last will and testament by me in the presence and request of each other have here unto subscribe our name as witness:

1.) Atty. Ritalin

2.) Bitch

3.) Mary Jane

to my
Vanity Page


01. Im one of the most BORING person I know.

02. I hate humans.
03. I am a total hermit that never goes out the house.

04. I am a very Lazy person.

05. I like being a kid and I do not anticipate growing up, getting a job, getting life. lol.

06. I'm pretty much the outcast of the group. yeah Social Anxiety Disorder.

07. Im also Paranoid, Schyzotypal and and bi-polar so please bear with me.

08. Math is the wicked antagonist to my school life.

09. Sports and I are not very good together.

10. Im a dork at heart. You probably notice that when we talk.

11. I get depressed way too easy.

12. I like dark misty rainy days.

13. Im a loner. Its just something that relaxes me. i couldn't care less if you think its loser thing.

14. I keep useless things for recycling purposes until my mom throws them out.

15. I have an army of pik-nik cans at home.

16. I forget too easily. Short-term Memory Loss D:

17. Seventeen is my favorite number.

18. My thought of afterlife is, Reincarnation.

19. I dont usually enjoy chatting.

20. Gays turn me on. I just wish they like me.

21. Im a total ice cream whore. ^^

22. I have this attraction to crazy reh-tar-ded people.

23. I probably have the carpal tunnel syndrome already.

24. I tend to skin my lips off all the time. lol.

25. I am trying hard to be a Vegan.

26. I dont like the taste of some Japanese food to be honest.

27. I like the taste of Blood however. Haematodispia

28. NEVER trust me with cooking cuz everytime i cook i turn everything into charcoal. lmao.

29. There's something magical between Tim B. and Johnny D. =)

30. Avenged Sevenfold is the best kickass band ever.

31. Im accused to be vicious and vain solely because of too much staring at the mirror.xP

32. But im not the selfish type of vain. Im probably gonna die saving someone's life someday.

33. I am indecisive. i took hours to decide which one to buy.

34. Being friends with me means honesty and that you'll receive a real lot of frankness and it could be a bit bitchy but trust me its for your good. =)

35. I am *very sorry* for being a total cheapskate.

36. I always try to make people happy but I never seem to help and only makes things worse instead.

37. Im a horrible explainer.

38. I am too lazy to even eat so I only eat twice a day.

39. Our House is a zoo, mental hospital and hunted house. =)

40. I like hopeless romantic people alot.

41. I wear 275 graded lens.

42. Everyone thinks I don't care but I do.. Im just good at showing like I don't.

43. I have tons of books at home that i forgot to return to someone. LOL XD

44. Im only unfriendly because Im afraid.

45. I like quiet people who always have little things to say and stutter it.

47. I am a fan of Yaoi (gay love stories)

48. Everyone thinks im a vampire.

49. Ask them why.

50.) And Lastly, YOU MUST RATE AND TALK TO ME cause when the World is Mine, and i found out that you been to my profile and downrated me, i will give you a long and painful death. =))

You probably came up right now to the conclusion that you wasted your time reading this. ^^ and by the way,
this is my vanity page so if u have a problem with what I'm saying you can talk into this thing right here here.


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